It’s been long since I had been craving to cut my hair short. Mum was like “let your sister come down..go with her”.
And the day came …..no mornings had been this good…and the fact that I hate the SPLIT ENDS to which mum jibbers the winter season does it all.
I picked up my sister (keeping in mind that she would pamper me with eateries) . She is one of the best COOKS I know 😁 ( if at all you are reading this -“JASHI YOU ARE THE BEST “😍😍
So we broke into the beauty parlour.. the staffs seemed to be like aliens with
messy beautiful hair ,layers of foundation ,mascara,lipstick . My sister was dumbstruck at the first look of the “PRETTY” ladies. 😅 I warned her not to Roll on the floor laughing .
Then came A GIGANTIC lady. Who looked exactly like a witch on broomstick 😁 ( harsh I know…but see,now you have an idea of what category she’s into)
Her hair all straight like she just inserted her fingers into a plug with switch on and made it look like a dried whiting, her bosom showing that she is a lady for sure , tight jeans,floaty top,lips all pasted with lipstick ; replica of a fish’s lips ,with some bangles on one hand with scissors on the other getting ready to break a war with my hair. And the best part HER VOICE 😅 I was reminded of the granny in Looney toons 😍.
I bet any man would go weak seeing her.
Whatever it maybe😉 she pampered my hair with some shampoo and conditioner , applied something on my head ,she started her tactics with her staffs stating that I don’t give enough care for my hair ( bleh!! mum would die laughing if she hear this) so this lady asked me to visit this place once a month so my hair would be super fine .”BEAUTY AUNTY,I WAS A BUSINESS MAIN STUDENT BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL…SO I KNOW HOW TO WOO CUSTOMERS😁”
She started dancing my hair with scissors and her fingers , kept asking me fusillades of useless questions. I wished to get out of the salon as soon as possible.Then came the sound of the hair dryer followed by the hiss of hairspray , she crumbled my hair and then I took a look of myself after an hours work on my hair .
I was like -FISH!!!! IS THIS ME???😳😱
And then my sister goes -fuck!! Is this my sister?
All things were going good until BEAUTY AUNTY came into the payment area and she asked “you loved it?”
And I cried out “MORE THAN AWESOME THIS IS !”😍
She asked me to go there often to which I was sceptic to answer.I pulled out 500 bucks from my purse and was about to wave bye forever. She showed her yellow teeth and conveyed that I gave her only 500 and I forgot the other 500
I felt a chill passing through my spine which hit my brain obviously and came out as a high toned “WHAT THE HECK!”.But I had to pay 😦
I unwillingly took out another 500 bucks and came out cursing her. After all business is business says my business family 😁
But little am I ever going there no matter what !