This could be a simple or a useless topic for anyone who ain’t going through this….but for any girl going through this meticulous ocean of irritation could tell you “give me a chance to elope and I bet i won’t ever come back”
Before beginning let me tell you its not just my perception but a bunch of people with whom I talked to that they wanted me to jot this crappy note down.
The topic is the usual one that begins right from a girl’s birth.
Guessed it right? Then slap a hifi on your face…( just kidding) 😁
When a baby is born they look down other than looking at that innocent face….okay ! They check your gender…..
“WOOOOOWWWW its a girl” screams the family.
In the corridors of the hospital they start practicing for the future of this innocent creature who just started ticking her life down……
According to Indian family 👪
1st step-name the girl anything but that which is rich in meaning 😅.yeah ! The name brings richness says my oldest maternal uncle alive😇
2nd step – make sure she’s treated like a princess 👸….
Stopping the steps for a some time ….
So this paradigm changes little by little and the baby grows up and she’s happy that no body is keeping a check on her growth…and that blissfulness don’t last for long…
3rd step – when the girl gets matured…better put 👉 push the blood out of her body every month which is a sign..she could be a mom…which the Indian society considers as the time to get the girl married.
Family goes through celebration as they have another foreseen occasion to meet up everyone in future….😐 hoax marriage.
4th step – make sure she is advised in every step she makes….the one with guys especially .
5th step – ask her whether she would love to have a family..😅 not happening according to her wish though.
And by that time she finishes her high school..and her body shouts out that she’s a woman …(physique I mean).
She enters her college and then starts the drama back in college as well as home.
Your friend is getting pampered by her family as she is getting married…..i bet …for a moment you want to go through it..just to know how it is to be with a stranger whom you never met before….how it would be if he clutch on to you….
Well ! I usually withdraw from that thought cus I hate strangers 😆
And I love my bed , my room and my bathroom and never have I ever allowed my sibling to share them..would mean even if I share it with my sibling little am I ever gonna share it with a complete stranger..
Step 6– family asks about the “what kind”..
that moment you replace that void area with your crush ( LIFE SEEMS TO BE SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL😍 That you end up marrying him in your imagination and have a gala time ( you know what I mean) 😁 then keep the families happy…get them another happy face couple of years later ….and he would call you mom…you would have the time of your life with your better half the once upon a time crush until the fag ends your life)
Suck up…..that ain’t gonna work..life ain’t painted by you😐
Step 7– someone sees you on road….next day they land in your compound asking for the horoscope 😆.
And if…….yeah ! Only if the horoscope gives them a green signal..get the house painted….invitation card scrape your name….get jewelleries ( I love this cus that is the only thing we are given choice to select from and they buy it for us😁) get into some expert advice classes…( my married friends told me this)
And then leave your studies and study the man you are married to for the rest of your life.
Story of her ends in 7 steps !