ps : her name is very close to marijuana… so i call her GANJA 😌😌
well ! you know what ?? … I’ve got the best roommate i could ever ask for….. someone who keeps me grounded..who sweeps me into the right place when i fly imaginations a bit too higher than expected .
i remember one nut gone jealous freak asking us if we are lesbians 😂😂
and the conversation goes like this (cut short)
miss jealousy : heyy …are you people lesbians?? ( though she sleep with her friend on the same bed …that doesn’t count 😋😋😋)
ganja : oops ! we are caught !
*and i was like keep it coming butthead*
miss jealousy : eh ?
me : yea….why don’t we 3 get along…knew that you luurve threesome?”
ganja : yeaaa… .truueee..you know this field well !
miss jealousy : 😬🤐🤐🤐
and we were like “FUCK YOU BITCH” ( she doesn’t know what friendship is than spreading negativity with her cacophony) .
erm! We have the same mindset…. in almost everything..
she’s the real medicine you’ll need when you aren’t well……a conversation with her and there you go 😝….
and she clearly have an idea of everything from its roots.
like when i check someone’s status and ask her to guess from the other end by me describing the status ; she’d end up in the right name ……
or when i have my eyes glued onto the cupboard she’d end up saying ” there’s nothing like what you are thinking…….all you need is a sleep go hit the bed” (she scans the thought process i tell you)
she’s that sunshine on a cold morning…. the only reason why i love going to the university precisely……
And she knows my family more than i do… she’s my granny’s darling😝
chuck all that
the weirdest behavior this “lady” have is that she keeps asking me ones in a week if she’s a headache for me…….or if i can’t stand her
well ! today left with no facade i had the right answer
“aeyy…no….you are diarrhoea” 😌😌
she said nothing but ran onto her velvet carpet for namaz
(hope she ain’t offended) 😝😝😝